Return to Me

Sorry for not updating sooner. I really have no excuse whatsoever. So again, sorry. And please enjoy my newest review!

Return to Me
This is a movie about Robert, who's wife died in a car crash, and Grace, who had a heart transplant. Robert's wife Elizabeth was a doctor at a zoo, and taught the gorilla Sydney sign language. She'd been trying to get enough money to give Sydney a bigger habitat to live in. Robert owns a construction company and planned on building it for her.

A year after Elizabeth's death, Robert and Grace meet when Robert goes on a blind date set up by his friend Charlie who accompanies him with his date. But Grace isn't the one Robert's meeting with Charlie. She's a waitress at the restaurant they go to, O'Reilly's Italian Restaurant. This is one of my favorite scenes, because of what Robert's date is like.

Grace's only family left is her grandfather Marty, and his brother Angelo. Marty and Angelo have a couple friends, Emmett and Wally. Marty and Angelo are the ones who run O'Reilly's. Emmett's daughter Megan is best friends with Grace, and we see her and her husband quite a bit throughout the movie. Megan and Joe have five kids, a one of which likes to repeat all the swear words that Joe says. And here is where I warn you that if you don't like movies with any swear words, then you shouldn't watch Return to Me. Though they don't swear all that often (it's really just what Joe's teaching his kids) and not that badly, I'm still giving you a heads up.

Robert and Grace start dating, and all is well, but what they don't know is that the heart Grace received was that of Robert's late wife. And when Grace finds the thank-you letter she sent to the heart donor's family on Robert's desk, things take a wrong turn. This is, however, not a spoiler. I assure you, I wouldn't do that to you in any of my reviews. The viewers knew pretty much the entire time, it was just the people in the movie that didn't.

A romantic comedy for sure, most of the comedy surrounding Grace's family and friends. I could go on and on talking about how much I like this movie and all the great parts in it, but that would spoil the movie as the great parts take place in all of the movie! This is one of those movies that I never get tired of watching. In fact, I watched it two nights in a row a couple days ago. I'll give this movie 3 1/2 stars! And now I have the urge to watch it again.

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

Just a reminder: If you'd like us to review anything in particular, you can email me at f1r3w1z4rd@gmail.com

And now, here's my review!
I read the review for The Vampire's Assistant in the newspaper, and it almost convinced me not to go. Almost. But, I decided to stick with my first instinct that the movie was something that I wanted to see, and went anyway. And I wasn't disappointed.
The Vampire's Assistant is about teenage Darren Shan, who gets good grades and doesn't really get into trouble. His best friend Steve Leonard is the troublemaker, and one day convinces Darren to skip class. While out, they find a flyer for Cirque du Freak, a traveling freak show. When they go, they see everything from a wolfboy, to a psychic girl with a beard, to a man with a performing, multi-colored, poisonous spider. The man, Larten Crepsley, is a vampire that turns Darren into a half vampire, in return giving Darren the antidote to save Steve from a fatal spider bite. Darren then must fake his own death and go to live with the Cirque du Freak.
Meanwhile, Steve gets mixed in the wrong crowd: the vampaneze. Being led to believe that Darren stole his dream of becoming a vampire, Steve falls victim to Mr. Tiny, a man with plans of war. As Darren learns more about what he's gotten himself into, the war between the vampaneze and the vampires seems inevitable, no matter what the truce says.
I'd like to know what the people who have read the books think of the movie, as I've heard that Rebecca the monkey-girl is an added character that's not in the books. So please comment or email!

I warn you that, if you don't want the books to be spoiled for you, you shouldn't look at the imdb (or Wikipedia, for that matter, as quite a few books were spoiled for me there as well) site for this film. The books were spoiled quite a bit for me while I was doing research for my review.

I thought this movie was great fun, with humor mixed in with adventure, I'd give this movie 3 stars, and I'd definitley like to read the books!

Quantum of Solace

The sequel to Casino Royale, the events described in Quantum of Solace take place but an hour after the events of Casino Royale. Typical bond, bust some heads, shoots some people, the usual. This movie is probably better than its prequel, simply because it's more like the bond we all know and love. Not to say, of course, that James Bond is all cute and cuddly, cuz, quite frankly, unless you are a hot female, he's not. He'll shoot you right dead as soon as look at you. Okay, I'm seriously getting off-topic here. So, to get back on, the movie. Lotsa big explosions, and some good plot twists, very unlike the previous one.I'd give it 3.5 out of 5 stars, for nostalgia's sake.

Casino Royale

Hallo, all, I'm the friend mentioned in last post, and this will be

my first post. Just to clear things up, my name is The Verderer. Don't ask me how I came up with the name, I seriously have no idea, but that's not important. the important thing is this is my first of many posts, and you'd better enjoy, or I'll send the bogeyman after you.

Casino Royale, compared to the other 007 movies, well, I guess it's not really like them at all. Still, It's pretty good, I mean, what could be better than seeing James bond beat poker experts at their own game, right? even though it's PG-13, I wouldn't recommend it to people 9 or younger. as far as a starred review, I'd have to give it a good 3 out of 5 stars.

9

Sorry for not updating in almost a year. I'm happy to say that I'm starting this blog up again. I believe a friend of mine will be helping me as well, but I'm not sure.

Anyway, for my new post, I'll be doing a review on the movie 9.

I think this movie was a lot of fun. I really like Tim Burton's stuff. It's about 9, a miniature creature made of fabric and mechanics, who wakes up to find the world to be one giant junkyard, where all the humans are dead and machines have driven the few others of 9's kind into hiding. 9 finds 2, and when they're attacked by a machine, 2 is captured. 9, with the help of 5 and 7, have to find and save 2. Things take a turn for the worst when a robot that is designed to build robots of all sorts is awakened. Now the group has to find a way to stop the machine, at the same time learning about what they are, and what their purpose is.

I can't say much else without risking giving too much away. I thoroughly enjoyed this movie and would love to see it again. All in all, I give this movie 3 stars.